The History of The Great Banana:

In High School, The Speaker received a sign from The Great Banana. One of his friends had a banana in his locker for a week. After examining the banana, which had turned completely brown, they discovered that the banana did not become mushy as a banana normally would. The Speaker and his friends began to call it 'The Great Banana' because of its extraordinary resistance to mushiness. The Speaker did not realize the implications of this sign until around 12:30a.m., November 19th, 1995.

Now, The Speaker and Xar have been burdened by The Great Banana with the translation of the Ancient Texts which are primarily written on apple peel, although some of the newer texts were composed on cantelope rinds.

The Theology Of The Great Banana room on JungleBBS is the official location dedicated to the purpose of interpreting the translations and developing a theology from the meanings of the translations, our own personal feelings, and the teachings of other made-up religions, including Mormonism and Buddism.

Praise his holy peel!