The Great Banana

Oh, praise his holy peel! Hail his unmushableness! May the Evil Slumbering Mushroom be the recipient of all brown spots!

As the Ancient Texts are being translated, you may access these documents, all of which are praise for The Great Banana:

It should be noted that The Great Banana does not approve of France.

• The History of The Great Banana
• A vision from The Great Banana
• (Formerly) Programmers of The Great Banana
• Joe's Banana, a servant of The Great Banana
• The Museum of The Great Banana
• The Great Banana Buddha

The Great Banana demands XHTML 1.0 Strict compliance and strongly recommends that his followers use a standards-compliant brower like Mozilla instead of MSIE.